Attention riders

"This streetcar is short turning and you must get off". In the wet snow? Awesome. Thanks for giving me some advance notice prick.

I almost forget my mantra.

Today was one of those days while riding the TTC where I just had to close my eyes and breath in and out very calmly while silently reminding myself of all the chaos that goes on in the world every second of everyday. All I had to do was get through the very uncomfortable 30 minute bus ride jam packed to the point where I could see the clogged pores of the guy beside me. At the same time try to keep my head tilted a little to the right so the hair of the girl directly in front of me did not go all the way in my mouth and instead just grazed my lips every now and then.
om.

Childishness all around.

Whenever I see adults riding those dorky miniature bicycles, I want to push them off and then run away like a 5 year old. If you are going to ride a bicycle that is sized for a child, expect childish reactions.

Good morning!

You know what I love waking up to at 7am on a Saturday? Really loud repetitive hammering.
You know what I wish I had in my possession at 7am on a Saturday morning like this one? A fucking gun.