Just trying to cross the street people.

You know what an awesome feature of a car is – turn signals. They let me know that you are turning when I am waiting for you to pass while struggling to keep my balance with my extra large Ikea bag full of a weeks worth of laundry including bedding and towels, not that you notice this as you are too busy talking on your cell phone and not signaling. Thank-you for contributing to my future bad shoulder you fucking jerk.